Prerna!

Prerna
उसे कभी नही फेंकना
फेंकोगे तोह देखना
Prerhu you will never fail ना?
उसके सामने घुटने मत टेकना
If you do it,then you are a कमीना
तुम जानती नही पर यह दुनिया कुत्ती है.
जब Prerhu banegi rani,uski hogi jai
Prerhu will help the beggars and say,'ले'
"You are very fair"
Using Fair and Lovely has helped you find a pair.
About whom you really care.
Prerna is so fast,she runs like a hare.
Read the placard on Prerna's back,it says 'Beware'.
Wateva happens,she always completes her dare.
When she goes out on the road,girls stare.
Her ideas to look hot,she never shares.
She wals like a model,day or night.
Whether or not anyone is in sight.
If someone eve-teases her,she gets into a fight.
But later,when alone,she cries.
2 cheer up,she goes to Mc'D 2 hav fries
She has never broken her ties
Every Monday her wet clothes she dries.
She will get up that day when the sun will rise.
And first of all,she'll feed her rise.
And some of it,once or twice.
And then she'll go many a mile.
To vomit out and throw her bile.
In the largest river-Nile.
She once had an affair with a guy called Kyle.
In Kyle's ofice,she read all his files.
Then she hopes that Kyle dies
So she can use her feminie viles
and loots all his money in disguise.

Credits:Kritika Jetley and Dakshita Gandhi.:)

TIME FOR THE AAR-S

As I stare at my guitar (K)
I remember I had to take a shower (A)
And then I realised my bathroom is so far (K)
So I decide to go to the bar (A)
And that too in my new car (K)
But then I couldn't find it, so I climbed a tower (A)
Now I feel very sour (A)
Because I tasted tar (K)
And then I was overwhelmed with pyaar (A)
I hate that PP is in power (K)
And I don't think people should consider her a star (A)
We should reward her with a lot of maar (K)
And a jooton ka haar (K)

AN ODE TO ANKITA (SOMEHOW!!!)

As I stepped below (K)
I crashed on my pillow (A)
Somehow I hurt my toe (K)
And I instinctively cursed my foe (A)
The feeling of hatred grow (K)
But not towards Santa who says 'Ho Ho Ho' (A)
As the ice is melting, Santa will have to flow (K)
And spoil his shirt with a bow (A)
Due to inflation, Santa has to tell his staff members to go (K)
Due to which seeds of trouble will sow (A)
Imagine Santa in his swimming trunks because of the absence of snow (K)
He'll look as ugly as a crow (A)
You'll have to cover him with dough (K)
And as he wrestles out, his sleigh gets tow-ed (A)

Awwie! Poor Santa Claus.
All because of global warming.
Sad! Sad! Sad!