Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Prerna!

Prerna
उसे कभी नही फेंकना
फेंकोगे तोह देखना
Prerhu you will never fail ना?
उसके सामने घुटने मत टेकना
If you do it,then you are a कमीना
तुम जानती नही पर यह दुनिया कुत्ती है.
जब Prerhu banegi rani,uski hogi jai
Prerhu will help the beggars and say,'ले'
"You are very fair"
Using Fair and Lovely has helped you find a pair.
About whom you really care.
Prerna is so fast,she runs like a hare.
Read the placard on Prerna's back,it says 'Beware'.
Wateva happens,she always completes her dare.
When she goes out on the road,girls stare.
Her ideas to look hot,she never shares.
She wals like a model,day or night.
Whether or not anyone is in sight.
If someone eve-teases her,she gets into a fight.
But later,when alone,she cries.
2 cheer up,she goes to Mc'D 2 hav fries
She has never broken her ties
Every Monday her wet clothes she dries.
She will get up that day when the sun will rise.
And first of all,she'll feed her rise.
And some of it,once or twice.
And then she'll go many a mile.
To vomit out and throw her bile.
In the largest river-Nile.
She once had an affair with a guy called Kyle.
In Kyle's ofice,she read all his files.
Then she hopes that Kyle dies
So she can use her feminie viles
and loots all his money in disguise.

Credits:Kritika Jetley and Dakshita Gandhi.:)

6 comments:

Disha said...

Oh my god.
That made me cry..

Anonymous said...

With laughter.

Anki said...

When she goes out on the road,girls stare.
Her ideas to look hot,she never shares.
She wals like a model,day or night.
Whether or not anyone is in sight.

da bst lines.........nd i mst say an amazing poem, too gud....btw wat did prerhu hav 2 say bout dis?????
dax nd kika im damn proud of u guys....

kika said...

Thankz Anki!


Prerhu got so pissed she wrote a poem about me with Ashween. Its on four scene...

Anyway, needless to say, ours is sooooo much better!

:D

Radhika Saxena said...

THIS IS EFFING BRILLIANT!!! LMAO!!! ROFL

Disha said...

Wow..

I forgot that I had commented on this one..
and now while reading the poem again, I was thinking, "Oh, I am going to comment that this poem made me cry!"

ROFL.